A Penny Well Spent

‘Today’s lesson is puns,’ said Cap to his team who were all sat around the table in the centre of their base. ‘A good pun can be as effective as any weapon. Puns are our bread and butter; without them we’d be toast. Today we’re going to look at attack puns. When you hit someone,…

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A Spot of Trouble

‘This isn’t going to work,’ said HyJean for the seventh time. ‘It will, trust me,’ said Cap. ‘It’s an old trick I picked up in Finland.’ The squad were all gathered in the base ready to witness Captain Clean’s attempt to hypnotise their newest recruit, Nelson Gush, who had recently adopted a new moniker, Faucet.…

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